I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the… — Vanna White Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' All of their friends 'gave teas,' each involving… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Also, worldbuilding touches all aspects of your story. It touches plot and character as well. If you don't know the culture your… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You… — Raquel Welch Copy Share Image
I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?"… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes… — Curtis Stone Copy Share Image
I invite all brats to throw their cookies at the baker's head if they're not sweet, winos to chuck their wine if… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
I am still convinced that a good, simple, homemade cookie is preferable to all the store-bought cookies one can find. — James Beard Copy Share Image
What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than… — Carrie Ann Inaba Copy Share Image
No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is… — Kevin Pollak Copy Share Image
Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
My daughter very independent. But if she's upset about something, she will absolutely let me know. She's great - a real tough… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
