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Cookies Quote by Dom Irrera

“Nobody needs a cookie. You will never get your lab…” quote by Dom Irrera — Download Open image

“Nobody needs a cookie. You will never get your lab results back, Well, apparently, Miss Bexim what you need - and I am a doctor, I've never seen this before - some sort of a cookie. You're actually too healthy. You need a cookie.”

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