Cookies Quote by Ilona Andrews

“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.” quote by Ilona Andrews — Download Open image

“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.”

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