Funny fortune cookie Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You will soon eat a cookie.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny fortune cookie
Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general. — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
If you know cookies are your weakness, don't even bring them in the house because, like me, you will eat them. — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day. — Ryan Cabrera Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
