Funny fortune cookie Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Those pants make your ass look big.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny fortune cookie
I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them. — Ronnie Lott Copy Share Image
It's amazing what the perfect pair of jeans can do for your ass/attitude. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
