Funny fortune cookie Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “You will meet a cookie-maker tonight who forgets to wash his hands.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny fortune cookie
The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“It’s gonna take a miracle for you to warm up to me again, isn’t it?” “The odds of turning water into wine are greater,”… — Mila Rossi Copy Share Image
When we run out of them upstairs, I've been known to appropriate some from our greenroom, pocketing a few with one hand as I… — Lester Holt Copy Share Image
If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye. — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
If you know cookies are your weakness, don't even bring them in the house because, like me, you will eat them. — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
Whenever I have even a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate… — Karlie Kloss Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
