Cookies Quote by Bill Cosby Download Open image “Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.” — Bill Cosby ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cookies
Man I just can't help it I see a cookie, I grab one. Lookin' for some nookie, I'm tryna scoop me a bad one. — J Cole Copy Share Image
People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole. — Michael Neill Copy Share Image
If you know cookies are your weakness, don't even bring them in the house because, like me, you will eat them. — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all. — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
Cookies are not meant to be given to those who want you for it; it gets given naturally to those who not only want… — Drusila T Copy Share Image
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. — Vanna White Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
My mother 'gave teas' the way other mothers breathed. Her own mother 'gave teas.' All of their friends 'gave teas,' each involving butter cookies… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Also, worldbuilding touches all aspects of your story. It touches plot and character as well. If you don't know the culture your character comes… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
