“Did you catch the time-of-great-suffering thing?” Her expression softened. “Can you just make sure I’m not around when it happens?” “No can… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in. "Right there with ya.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Do you know how hard it is to diet with a name like Cookie?” “That’s so weird.” I stared off into space,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“My phone pinged. It was a text from Cookie. I'm not good at cocking guns. Really? Did she not know me at… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“...what has possessed you to steal blood?" "It's for a project." "What kind of project?" "A... bloody one.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
