“Stephanie Plum: Do you have your stun gun and pepper sray? Lula: Does a chicken have a pecker? I could invade Bulgaria… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“This cigarette tastes like ass," she said. I wasn't sure what ass tasted like, but she looked like she would know, so… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ten minutes passed before his (Ranger's) Mercedes appeared at the end of the street, gliding through the rain, sleek and sinister, water… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!” “Sure,” Lula said, “I know that” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Do you see that man in the black Porsche?" I asked the women. They squinted out at Ranger. "Yes," they said."Your partner."… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Stephanie Plum, off-road warrior. Now this was the way it should be, I thought. Taking action. Hauling ass in the woods behind… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“[Stephanie] "This won't be so bad," I said to her, making an effort at convincing myself. "How about your blanket? We could… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“...I blink back the threat of tears, swiped at my nose and narrowed my eyes. "Listen to me, you two bags of… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was definitely wow. He stood half a head taller than me. He was perfectly toned muscle, and he had classic Latino… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I kicked my shoes off, shuffled out of the black jeans and carted an armload of food into my bedroom. I switched… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Yeah. Almost as surprising as when you nailed me with your father's car." In the interest of avoiding confrontation, I felt compelled… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Life's best adventures are as close as your nearest bookshelf. Tour Europe with the Count of Monte Cristo. Dance a ball with… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“Stephanie: “I have a list of Kenny's friends. I'm going to run through it.” Morelli: “Where'd you get this list?” Stephanie: “Privileged… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
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