Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich Download Open image ““Stephanie Plum, psycho bait.”” — Janet Evanovich ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Stephanie plum
Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Stephanie’s like a hurricane. She leaves a path of destruction in her wake. I used to joke she sucked people up with her energy… — Nina D'Angelo Copy Share Image
“Marisa starts to snoop. I might as well too. It's not often that I get to visit a water pellet company in a freaky… — Catherine Stine Copy Share Image
“She's trollin' for a breadwinner and uses a short skirt for bait.” — Sharon Gillenwater Copy Share Image
“You call me your girl one more time and I’m going to turn your gonads into plums and make jam out of them.” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“...the second thing my brain registered was this girl was trouble wrapped up in psycho.” — Adriane Leigh Copy Share Image
“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say Torme has… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
“Marisa starts to snoop. I might as well too. It's not often that I get to visit a water pellet company in a freaky… — Catherine Stine Copy Share Image
“She let out a laugh, one that scraped her throat and bled on her tongue.” — Jackie Morse Kessler Copy Share Image
“Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?” said Sabrina.” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
