Humor Quote by Janet Evanovich

“I trudged down the stairs and stood on the sidewalk examining my car. Deep scratch in the roof from a misplaced bullet. Hole in…

— Janet Evanovich

“That guy just loaded our box in the trunk. He's getting in. Follow him!" she shouted "I can't--too many cars in my exit lane."…

— Marvin Wiebener

“Hey!" Lula yelled, back in Ranger's face. "You look at me when I'm having a breakdown. And don't pull that mysterio silent shit on…

— Janet Evanovich

“I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Forget the trunk. You can have the back seat ... but you have to duck.”

— Anthony Paull

“I clutched the armrest when she gunned the engine on the freeway and cut off a minivan. “That big red shiny thing inches from…

— Katie McGarry

“I keep my love in the trunk. And I drive slowly over speed bumps, so she doesn’t bump her head around.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I should just open the car door and throw her out of the moving vehicle for what she did to me tonight, but I…

— Tara Sivec

“Can you drop me off at work? Just pull up to the front and pop the trunk and I’ll hop out.”

— Jarod Kintz

“looked out the window. "What are we doing at a car dealership?" "We want you to pick out a car," he said. "You want…

— Stacy Claflin

“I’m a little disappointed when we reach the car. I could really just walk and talk and tease her all night long.”

— M. Leighton

“All right ... anyone who gets into one of these cars outside is in it for the long haul … If you even think…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout