Ranger locked eyes with me. "Please," he said. Tank and Hal were goggle-eyed. They weren't used to "please." I wasn't used to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?" I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are you telling me you think Ranger's a superhero?' Think about it. We don't know where he lives. We don't know anything… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I took the stool next to him, raising an eyebrow at the coffee and cruller on the counter. "Thought you weren't into… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
She'll be back," Ranger said. "But not tonight." [Stephanie] "How'd you get her to leave?" "Told her I was gonna spend the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Babe,' Ranger said. 'Do something with her.' And he disconnected. I called Ranger back. 'No,' I said. 'And I need information on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Who's the best person you know. Of all the people you know personally, is there anyone who has a sense of right… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. I had two puddings and coffee,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'd slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I'd been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You're not looking for a partner," Ranger said. "You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Is there anything else you need from me?" Ranger asked. "Not right now." "There will come a time," Ranger said. "Let me… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The elevator doors opened, and Ranger stepped out and spied Tank stretched out on the carpet. "Fainted," I said. Ranger walked to… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I felt my cell phone buzz, and I looked at the screen. Ranger. “Your GPS just went blank,” Ranger said when I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger clicked his penlight on. "Hang onto me if you can't see." I curled my hand into the back of his cargo… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image