Humor-relationships Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson
““You know what's not sexy?" I pushed his hand away. "Babies. Babies are not sexy." "But I bought condoms," he said. "I even practiced putting one on!" The lost-puppy look on his face made me smile. "I'm proud of you, Boner Man, but that's not enough.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: Speak (1999)
The speaker dismisses babies as non‑sexy, highlighting a tension between sexual expectations and parental responsibilities, while also noting a partner’s earnest but misguided attempts.
In simple terms: Babies aren't sexy; partner tries too hard.
Balance intimacy with parental duties.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- dating
- family planning
- sexual health
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you discuss sexual expectations with a partner?
- What does “sexy” mean beyond physical attraction?
May trivialize serious discussions about consent and readiness.