Black Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson

Whenever I'm out late she makes a sandwich for my school lunch. I always protest and tell her not to, saying I'll make my…

— Jay Asher

When I'm out of tuna treats Waffle takes it upon herself to poop in the bathroom sink every morning to let me know shes…

— Audrey Kitching

She throw it at me like I'm just one strike away. Sometimes life is hard to swallow, but she like to taste.

— Lil Wayne

So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

When I have dinner, I get off my phone, smell my food, and chew it well.

— Hannah Bronfman

I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But…

— Anthony Jeselnik

I be yelling in her face but she doesn't even notice.

— WillIAm

That morning she pours Teacher's over my belly and licks it off. That afternoon she tries to jump out the window.

— Raymond Carver

She say this shit gon' catch up to me I keep tissue paper. We eat each other whenever we at the dinner table.

— Lil Wayne

You know she's the one when you're gonna watch a movie together and instead of popcorn she makes sandwiches.

— Nikhil Saluja

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven’t done in years— barnyard sounds.

— Simone Elkeles

“She's got an accent like yours, right? Like honey on a biscuit?”

— Edward W. Robertson