“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.” — Brent Crawford Children Copy Share Image
“You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string… — Brent Crawford Carter Copy Share Image
“Ohhh, OH no you didn't!" he screams. "Nobody touches the TERRY!" Then he starts punching himself in he face. This kid really… — Brent Crawford Carter Copy Share Image
“... my heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips.” — Brent Crawford Humor Copy Share Image
“Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and you're not destroying the environment.” — Brent Crawford Environment Copy Share Image
“EJ cries, "We've been best friends since kindergarten. You can't become a babe slayer and leave me in the dust! I don't… — Brent Crawford Best friend Copy Share Image
“So I think when you tap into something that you really want to do, you have to fight for it, even if… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“I’m probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them).… — Brent Crawford Humor Copy Share Image
“Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. [...] She nods and says, "You should. We… — Brent Crawford Break a leg Copy Share Image
“There's nothing like being called a feminine hygiene product to keep you from crying.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“The last thing I need is for my dad to stroll in and see me abusing myself to lighting-fast pornographic images.Military school… — Brent Crawford Humor Copy Share Image
“Lynn looks up at him to see if he's serious. "What?" he asks her. "If anybody is gonna put Carter's head through… — Brent Crawford Carter Copy Share Image
“Carter: "Dude, I don't know why it works, it just does. [...] Just pretend you're not into 'em and then ask a… — Brent Crawford Carter Copy Share Image
