““EJ cries, "We've been best friends since kindergarten. You can't become a babe slayer and leave me in the dust! I don't have an older sister. I'm disadvantaged. All I got is Emmy, who can only drop preschool wisdom like, 'No pull Barbie's hair!'" "That's probably some early girl wisdom. Nobody likes to get their hair pulled," I say. "Except this one chick in my porno; I think she's into it. I cant really tell, though. I wish they would slow down.””
![“Carter: "Dude, I don't know why it works, it just does. [...] Just pretend you're not into 'em and then ask a question. What's the worst that could happen?" EJ makes eye contact with the smallest one, off to the side. [...] She looks up at EJ and gives him the nicest smile. He pulls the trigger…” quote by Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/89f/brent-crawford-33516_carter_carter-dude-i-don-t-know-why-it-works-it_3197749.jpg)
![“Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. [...] She nods and says, "You should. We need guys." [...] She smiles and says, "Break a leg" as I walk out. That was uncalled for. "Bitch," I say under my breath as the door closes.” quote by Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/47b/brent-crawford-33516_break-a-leg_well-you-know-i-might-try-out-for-the-mu_2246022.jpg)
