“You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Ohhh, OH no you didn't!" he screams. "Nobody touches the TERRY!" Then he starts punching himself in he face. This kid really… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“EJ cries, "We've been best friends since kindergarten. You can't become a babe slayer and leave me in the dust! I don't… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. [...] She nods and says, "You should. We… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Lynn looks up at him to see if he's serious. "What?" he asks her. "If anybody is gonna put Carter's head through… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Carter: "Dude, I don't know why it works, it just does. [...] Just pretend you're not into 'em and then ask a… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image