Environment Quote by Brent Crawford

“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.”

— Brent Crawford

“You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string and I'll…

— Brent Crawford

“Ohhh, OH no you didn't!" he screams. "Nobody touches the TERRY!" Then he starts punching himself in he face. This kid really is crazy!…

— Brent Crawford

“... my heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips.”

— Brent Crawford

“EJ cries, "We've been best friends since kindergarten. You can't become a babe slayer and leave me in the dust! I don't have an…

— Brent Crawford

“So I think when you tap into something that you really want to do, you have to fight for it, even if the fight…

— Brent Crawford

“I’m probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you…

— Brent Crawford

“Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. [...] She nods and says, "You should. We need guys."…

— Brent Crawford

“There's nothing like being called a feminine hygiene product to keep you from crying.”

— Brent Crawford

“My life would be a lot easier if I enjoyed it more.”

— Brent Crawford

“The last thing I need is for my dad to stroll in and see me abusing myself to lighting-fast pornographic images.Military school will become…

— Brent Crawford

“Lynn looks up at him to see if he's serious. "What?" he asks her. "If anybody is gonna put Carter's head through the wall,…

— Brent Crawford