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Bicycle Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

“Christ, back in Chicago, we don’t make bicycles any more. It’s all human relations now. The eggheads sit around trying to figure out new ways for everybody to be happy. Nobody can get fired, no matter what; and if somebody does accidentally make a bicycle, the union accuses us of cruel and inhuman…” quote by Kurt Vonnegut
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““Christ, back in Chicago, we don’t make bicycles any more. It’s all human relations now. The eggheads sit around trying to figure out new ways for everybody to be happy. Nobody can get fired, no matter what; and if somebody does accidentally make a bicycle, the union accuses us of cruel and inhuman practices and the government confiscates the bicycle for back taxes and gives it to a blind man in Afghanistan.” “And you think things will be better in San Lorenzo?” “I know damn well they will be. The people down there are poor enough and scared enough and ignorant enough to have some common sense!””

Kurt Vonnegut

About This Quote

Source Novel: Cat's Cradle, 1963

Satirically critiques bureaucratic absurdities and the paradox of progress versus human values.

In simple terms: Bureaucracy can distort progress.

Key Takeaway

Question systems, prioritize humanity.

Themes

bureaucracy satire humanism

Mood

cynical reflective

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • government policy
  • corporate culture
  • urban planning

Key Concepts

social critique absurdism political commentary

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do we keep humanity at the center of innovation?
  • What safeguards prevent bureaucratic overreach?
A Different Perspective

May oversimplify complex issues.

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