Humor Quote by Eben Weiss Download Open image ““Bikes are for riding; they're not car hats.”” — Eben Weiss ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Use your head for something more than to give your hat a ride, can't you?” — B.M. Bower Copy Share Image
“Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and you're not destroying the environment.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“I felt like a Porsche that had learned it wasn't a bicycle anymore but was still taking part in bicycle races.” — Neil Gaiman & Michael Reaves Copy Share Image
“I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“...but the truth is - and I am ashamed of this now - that I was far more interested in boys and bicycles, than… — Michael Morpurgo Copy Share Image
“Christ, back in Chicago, we don’t make bicycles any more. It’s all human relations now. The eggheads sit around trying to figure out new… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“People with motorcycles always assume that everyone without one wants a ride. I didn't want to offend him, so I said sure.” — Hilary Thayer Hamann Copy Share Image
“Every wheel wish to be the wheel of a car, and not of just another vehicle.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“But cycling is less a hobby than it is a discipline with the potential to transform you. It brings balance.” — Eben Weiss Copy Share Image
“Even if you never, ever ride the bike it will still age. So you might as well ride it while it's pretty and enjoy… — Eben Weiss Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
