Humor-relationships Quote by Barbara Taylor Bradford

“Clay, if anyone followed anyone, it was me tagging along after you. I didn’t dare order you around.” “Load of shit,” he muttered, but…

— Nalini Singh

“Men are very sensitive, Mma Makutsi. You would not always think it to look at them, but they are. They do not like you…

— Alexander McCall Smith

“In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left.”

— Solitaire Parke

“I have something very important to say to you, but I can't tell you what it is. It's a very important thing, but I'll…

— Rhona Cameron

“I wish for you four animals: a mink on the shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass…

— John Oldale

“You astound me, Ava. I’ve never met a girl who would order what you just did in front of a guy.” “You mean lunch?”

— Nicole Gulla

“They kissed to the symphony of frogs making a jailbreak, and it was a thing of beauty.”

— Mora Ash Wildes

“What do you think?” I asked, a teasing smile curving my lips. “Did we know each other in another life?” He gave a faint…

— Angela Corbett

“My husband says this longing for isolation is not a good quality, that if I wanted to be a hermit I should have moved…

— Anna White

“Here to show me how to grow a penis so I can get the job done?" "Chloe, I'm pretty sure if you wanted to…

— Christina Lauren

“Watch it, buster. There's only room for one sarcastic malcontent in this relationship.”

— Christine Warren

“You know what's not sexy?" I pushed his hand away. "Babies. Babies are not sexy." "But I bought condoms," he said. "I even practiced…

— Laurie Halse Anderson