Carrots Quote by Janet Evanovich

Some people, if you eat a carrot, you're killing it.

— Tonya Harding

When life stresses you out, eat a carrot. It won't make your life any better, but at least you're helping out the carrot farmers.

— Green Monk

I will eat your baby Carrots if you don't like them

— Anonymous

“Have some carrots. They're good for your eyes." "Then you have some fries. They're good for your... I don't know. They're just good.”

— Sarah Ockler

I don't do carrots.

— John Bolton

“So what is the best vegetable? Well, we all know that: it's the potato. The vegetable you can't screw up. You can throw a…

— Caitlin Moran

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.

— Shel Silverstein

Carrots are devine... You get a dozen for a dime, It's maaaa-gic!

— Bugs Bunny

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.”

— Jarod Kintz

“See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy.”

— Cynthia Hand

Theres only one carrot and thay all gotta share it!

— Bruno Mars

“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”

— K.A. Mitchell