Carrots Quote by Sarah Ockler

“I had memorized the procedure when I watched the McDonald’s operation in San Bernardino, and I had done it exactly the same way. I…

— Ray Kroc

Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said…

— Jack Handey

If carrots are good for my eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

— Richard Jeni

Carrots might be good for my eyes, but they won't straighten out the curveball.

— Carl Furillo

“But motivation, through no fault of its own, has been masqueraded about town as the solution to personal growth. It's like if I told…

— Stephen Guise

We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health. ...We can't…

— Michelle Obama

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

— Mae West

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.

— Alanis Morissette

When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of…

— Dave Barry

I usually eat four or five raw carrots with my meat, and that is all. I must be part rabbit; I never get bored…

— Marilyn Monroe

If you've got a plot the size of a car or a tiny yard in Italy, you're going to be growing tomatoes and basil…

— Frances Mayes

I think they named the orange before the carrot.

— Demetri Martin