Kitchen table Quote by James Austen

“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”

— K.A. Mitchell

“See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy.”

— Cynthia Hand

“A: It was made from 24 carrots!”

— Uncle Amon

“The carrots weren’t working; it was time for a little stick.”

— Susannah Nix

“Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written by a stunned choirboy.”

— Terry Pratchett

“hmmm. Didn't they say a man's feet echoed the size of his manhood? Of its own accord, her gaze darted up Gregor's leg to…

— Karen Hawkins

“Carrot started to clap. It wasn't the clap used by middlings to encourage underlings to applaud overlings. It had genuine enthusiasm behind it which…

— Terry Pratchett

“I know the pleasure of pulling up root vegetables. They are solvable mysteries.”

— Novella Carpenter

“a fresh carrot from the garden has a complex flavor that is lost after a few days in transit.”

— Ed Cyzewski

“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”

— David Mitchell

“I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson”

— One Direction

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.”

— Jarod Kintz