Quote by Ed Cyzewski

“All carrots dissapear one day, and so nature goes.”

— Monaristw

“A: It was made from 24 carrots!”

— Uncle Amon

“This is not an apartment in which fresh vegetables are consumed. It smells like a dead spice rack.”

— Douglas Coupland

“The carrots weren’t working; it was time for a little stick.”

— Susannah Nix

“[...] no carrot would be permitted in a soup that had not first assumed a rhomboidal or trapezoidal shape. ”

— Ivan Turgenev

“carrots, a huge bottle of water, and a bag of coffee”

— Marie Cole

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eaters. Baby carrots.”

— Jarod Kintz

“some vegetables are supposed to stay in the dirt and shouldn't be eaten at all.”

— Ember Casey

“Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written by a stunned choirboy.”

— Terry Pratchett

“The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness: “I want this dragon…

— John Green

“See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy.”

— Cynthia Hand

“Vegetables come from the ground. So does my love. Eat it raw.”

— Jarod Kintz