“Why did the dog jump into the lake? A: He wanted to chase a catfish!” — Uncle Amon Catfish Copy Share Image
“Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden? A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!” — Uncle Amon Christmas Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all day long!” — Uncle Amon Knock Copy Share Image
“Q: Why was Cinderella cut from the team? A: She ran away from the ball!” — Uncle Amon Ball Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer! Summer who? Summer good and summer bad!” — Uncle Amon Knock knock Copy Share Image
“What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!” — Uncle Amon Sword Copy Share Image
“Q: What songs do Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good… — Uncle Amon Christmas Copy Share Image
“What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? A: He makes a swish!” — Uncle Amon Ball player Copy Share Image
“Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems! Q: How can you… — Uncle Amon Black and white Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Christmas Copy Share Image
“Q: What is a runner’s favorite subject in school? A: Jog-raphy!” — Uncle Amon Favorite subject Copy Share Image
“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Adam Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback!” — Uncle Amon Computers Copy Share Image
“What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? A: Black mail!” — Uncle Amon Christmas Copy Share Image
“Why was the mother flea so unhappy? A: All her children have gone to the dogs!” — Uncle Amon Children Copy Share Image
“Q: Why was the principal worried? A: There were too many rulers in school!” — Uncle Amon Principal Copy Share Image
“baskets, hoppily all the way. It’s true many people say, that year even though it’s a blur, an Easter Bunny was seen… — Uncle Amon Bunny Copy Share Image
“Thanksgiving Jokes Q: Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey because he is always stuffed! Q: What’s the best thing… — Uncle Amon Apple pie Copy Share Image
