Black and white Quote by Uncle Amon

“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave”

— Uncle Amon

“Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback!”

— Uncle Amon

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer! Summer who? Summer good and summer bad!”

— Uncle Amon

“Q: Why was Cinderella cut from the team? A: She ran away from the ball!”

— Uncle Amon

“After all, don’t you”

— Uncle Amon

“I want to go on an adventure.”

— Uncle Amon

“Q: What is a runner’s favorite subject in school? A: Jog-raphy!”

— Uncle Amon

“What kind of dog is the most colorful? A: Paint Bernard!”

— Uncle Amon

“What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!”

— Uncle Amon

“What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? A: He makes a swish!”

— Uncle Amon

“Q: What songs do Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!”

— Uncle Amon

“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:”

— Uncle Amon