Quote by Uncle Amon Download Open image ““Q: Why was Cinderella cut from the team? A: She ran away from the ball!”” — Uncle Amon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Cinderella never had it so good. All she got was a lousy coach and breakable shoes.” — Sonya Bateman Copy Share Image
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“Cinderella gave up running like a lady. She picked up her skirts and sprinted down the long line of stairs where her carriage waited.… — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“She looked like Cinderella in reverse, stepped out from her life at the ball for a day of misery among the ashes.” — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“People like to talk about "Cinderella stories," but Cinderella didn't get her happy ending without lifting a finger. She had to show up at… — Michael Oher Copy Share Image
“Cinderella considered joining the line until she caught a whiff of the refreshments. Food, she thought, abandoning her goal and following her nose. Tables” — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“A ball--things happen at a ball. Cinderella happened at a ball. Jane might happen.” — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“Finally, she'd given up, basking in the freaking glow of the most amazing experience she'd ever had.[...] Last night had overflowed with magical trappings,… — Joey W. Hill Copy Share Image
“Cinderella grimaced, upset with herself and with the Colonel. It wasn’t her fault she couldn’t stand the slaughter. But there was something shameful about… — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“The assailants spread out in a formation, giving her the opportunity to turn her back. But she couldn’t. Cinderella scrunched her nose up. “Blast.” — K.M. Shea Copy Share Image
“And for God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer! Summer who? Summer good and summer bad!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? A: He makes a swish!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What songs do Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all day long!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
