Quote by Uncle Amon Download Open image ““What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!”” — Uncle Amon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all day long!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
