Quote by Uncle Amon Download Open image ““Why did the dog jump into the lake? A: He wanted to chase a catfish!”” — Uncle Amon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There is a kidney-shaped fish pool outside the picture window. I cleaned it out and put in some large goldfish I bought in a… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“and there was a fish pond a large one full of the fattest goldfish you ever saw and they were tame. they came to… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“He used to tell me stories while we fished. Ones he made up, I guess, I’m not sure. One year, a beaver family dammed… — E.W. Storch Copy Share Image
“I grabbed my tackle box and bole and caught up with Pancake to go scare away some fish. He was really good at it-… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“It is easier to lure a fish than to hit it over the head with a club.” — Carol Kendall Copy Share Image
“A man was fishing and caught a fish. The fish was so small he threw it back in the water and for the first… — Zen Story Copy Share Image
“Not for me. I hate fish. It’s for Goddamn Cat. I want him served that regularly.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“Whenever I didn't know what to write next, I put a swift river in front of his horse and sent the two of them… — Leif Enger Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine? A: Give me my quarterback!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer! Summer who? Summer good and summer bad!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: Why was Cinderella cut from the team? A: She ran away from the ball!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? A: He makes a swish!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What songs do Santa’s gnomes sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
