Soon as we get started making love, going harder I hear a knock, knock knocking on the wall. — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
When I met you girl my heart went knock knock. Now them butterflies in my stomach wont stop stop. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Something like 'Knock Knock,' I was trying to do a Joe Meek, 'Johnny Remember Me'-type thing. — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all day long!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
Girl: I'm pregnant Boy: knock knock Girl: *Pissed* THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES! Boy: knock knock Girl: *Sigh* Who's there? Boy: No… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
Knock knock I'm at your neighbor house. Straight cash I bought ya neighbor out. You should come to the housewarming. Come and… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
“Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange… — Michelle Zimmerman Copy Share Image
Feydeau's one rule of playwriting: Character A: My life is perfect as long as I don't see Character B. Knock Knock. Enter… — John Guare Copy Share Image
“I have one. You start.” “Okay. Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” said Alaska. I looked at her blankly. About a minute later, I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“ANDRES INIESTA - SPAIN (No matter what they say six is better than seven) 5. DAVID BECKHAM - ENGLAND … — Alex Trost Copy Share Image
“—What do the children say? —There's a thing the children say. —What do the children say? —They say: Will you always love… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
“...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best..." "and then everything will blow up in… — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
“Shakespeare invented the Knock Knock joke, with the first one appearing in his play Macbeth. Here it is (and prepare yourself, it’s… — Jack Goldstein Copy Share Image
“Knock, knock. (Desiderius) Now, ain't this a bitch. Here I am, trying to kiss my girl, and you have to interrupt us.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time) Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time) Me plus you. (Imma tell you… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Summer! Summer who? Summer good and summer bad!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
When I met you girl my heart went knock knock, Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Knock Knock... Whos there? Ben hur Ben hur who? Ben hur over and give it to her doggy style — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Knock knock. who there? Your eviction notice you got 3 dayz to be out. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
“Knock knock. Who’s there? June. June who? Did June know that I’ve been waiting out here for ages!” — J.J. Wiggins Copy Share Image
Get a taste of the salami, knock knock knock knock you down like a tsunami, bust in you like atomi-ee. — Pretty Ricky Copy Share Image
Knock knock Cudi open up it's Chip, gotta kush pack shells and some Henny would could sip. — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Why did Susan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susan. — Deezy Da Dreadhead Copy Share Image
Boy:-knock Knock, Girl:-whose there... Boy:-marry... Girl:-Marry who?? boy:-marry me please!!! — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
I am shocked and slightly perturbed by his exuberance and quick wit. Knock Knock Channel 4 — Scott Capurro Copy Share Image
Why are there no Knock Knock jokes about America? Because Freedom rings. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
