Cute relationship Quote by Evan Ceaser

Girl: I'm ugly! boy: 'i'm pregnant! girl: what? boy: I thought we were naming things that were impossible.

— Anonymous

Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

— Shadawcatt

Knock knock?! Who's there? Love. Love who? I love you! :3 hehe

— Justin Lee Riner

Knock knock? who's there? kiss. kiss who? kiss me

— Punkinhead Abhishek

Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul

— Anonymous

“Tiffany read the sign and smiled. “Aha,” she said. There was nothing to knock on, so she added “Knock, knock” in a louder voice.…

— Terry Pratchett

Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago

— Deon Crockett

Oh, I'm pregnant on 'Girls.'

— Gaby Hoffmann

I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.

— Tracy Morgan

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.

— Stephen Colbert

“I’m pregnant.” Brent dropped his bag on the driveway. “What?” “I’m pregnant and you almost got blown up, you ass,” Hayden said shakily. “I’m…

— Tessa Bailey

“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various