Cute love Quote by Anonymous

Girl: I'm pregnant Boy: knock knock Girl: *Pissed* THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES! Boy: knock knock Girl: *Sigh* Who's there? Boy: No Girl: No…

— Evan Ceaser

Now I've heard the phrase 'there's no such thing as an ugly baby' but that is an ugly baby!

— Shawn Michaels

“I said if I get her pregnant, I’d get to name our kid. She asked what I’d call it. I said, Tinkledink Swollengorge. She…

— Jarod Kintz

Oh, I'm pregnant on 'Girls.'

— Gaby Hoffmann

Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.

— Shadawcatt

“I hated guys that called girls baby. Baby was what you used when you didn't remember the girl's name or you were just too…

— Jay Crownover

“I hate guys that calls girls baby. Baby was what you used when you didn't remember the girl's name or you were just too…

— Jay Crowner

All babies are ugly unless they're your baby.

— Lorne Michaels

When I was pregnant, we decided that if it's a girl, we would name her Tara and if it's a boy it would be…

— Mandira Bedi

My mom calls me 'baby face.' It's very embarrassing.

— Stephen Colletti

“ugly little things aren't the?”

— Michael Crichton

“And no girl wants to be called by the wrong name when she’s on her knees giving you head in the men’s room. So,…

— Emma Chase