Birthday Quote by Johnny B. Laughing Download Open image ““Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!”” — Johnny B. Laughing ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Knock knock
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“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
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To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
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May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
