Quote by Johnny B. Laughing Download Open image ““What do you call a pig thief? A: A hamburglar!”” — Johnny B. Laughing ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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I pitched Jay Hunt the opening scene (prime minister, middle of the night, he's woken up...). She paused, and then she laughed. She was… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
