Yo mama Quote by Johnny B. Laughing Download Open image ““Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo”” — Johnny B. Laughing ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Yo mama
“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get… — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an echo. Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub. Yo mama… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she´s smuggling a Volkswagen.” — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo Momma's is so fat that during Halloween, she never needs a costume, people already think she's a dinosaur.” — Ryan Williams Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share
“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. — Ray Stevens Copy Share Image
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an echo. Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub. Yo mama… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she… — Jess Franken Copy Share
