Quote by Johnny B. Laughing Download Open image ““Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!”” — Johnny B. Laughing ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!” — Cathy East Dubowski Copy Share Image
“I think astronaut's helmets need to have Viking horns affixed to the side, to let any aliens we might encounter know that we came… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a motorcycle, provided you’re wearing your astronaut’s helmet.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The head has the most beautiful appearance, as well as the highest station, in a human figure. — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
“People get the biggest kick out of seeing the features of their faces plastered onto one head.” — Thomas Ligotti Copy Share Image
“Life kicks you on the face, especially the moment you take the helmet off your head to stop and rest.” — Vikrmn Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well your head is so big, you have to step into your shirts." "We all sprang from apes, jarhead, but you didn't spring… — J.T. Geissinger Copy Share Image
“My God, it can recognise another human being when it's hit over the head with one.” — Laurie R. King Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
