Quote by Cathy East Dubowski

“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“I think astronaut's helmets need to have Viking horns affixed to the side, to let any aliens we might encounter know that we came…

— Jarod Kintz

“I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a motorcycle, provided you’re wearing your astronaut’s helmet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There were two spacemen right behind us, holding some kind of weapons on us that I didn't recognize. They were bulky and ended in…

— David Wong

“If I only had one eye, I’d look at my other eyeball with my good eye. It would be in a jar on the…

— Jarod Kintz

“Human looks sure on face, while the earth lost in space.”

— Toba Beta

“Step back for a minute. Pretend you're from Mars. From a coldly rational point of view, pedestrian helmets aren't a crazy idea.”

— A.J. Jacobs

“I cast my eyeball into the depths of space as bait, vision-casting to see the unreal catch life is reeling in for me.”

— Curtis Tyrone Jones

“A head began emerging out of the darkness. It had two large antennae growing out of its forehead, with nothing recognizable as eyes. A…

— Mary G. Thompson

“My eyes are so close together that when I cross my eyes, my irises actually trade places. My skin is so craterous that Neil…

— Jarod Kintz

“Eyes can pierce a skull.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“There was life in outer space, but you didn’t want to get it on you.”

— John Jackson Miller