Yo mama Quote by Johnny B. Laughing Download Open image ““Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo”” — Johnny B. Laughing ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Yo mama
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she told me… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“Yo momma is so old… I told her to act her own age, and she died.” — LOL Funny Jokes Club Copy Share Image
“Yo momma is so stupid… she worked at a M&M factory and threw out all the W's.” — LOL Funny Jokes Club Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get… — Mature Jokemaker Jr Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so stupid, she got stranded inside Walmart, slept on the floor and starved to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This boy at school taught me. But then he pulled my ponytail on the playground the next day, so I'm not really friends with… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
“Daddy thinks that Mama is everything a woman should be: beautiful, clever, charming. Beauty has a way of making the bad things tolerable. When… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share
“Why do computer teachers never get sick? A: Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? A: The one with the biggest head!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Bacon! Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Four! Four who? Four he is a jolly good fellow!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so fat and greasy… she uses bacon strips as a bandaid! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. — Ray Stevens Copy Share Image
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU JAMEY...I CAN KICK YOUR ASS IN THIS THING SO DON'T MESS WITH ME..LMAO..;-)..;-)..;-) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an echo. Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her. Yo mama so fat when she takes a bath there's no room left for any water in the tub. Yo mama… — Jess Franken Copy Share
“YO MAMA SO SKINNY... Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio. Yo mama so skinny she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch. Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops. Yo mama's so skinny when her pimp slapped her he got a paper cut. Yo mama so skinny she… — Jess Franken Copy Share