Books Quote by Kevin Download Open image “Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a book on how to read.” — Kevin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Books Jokes
“YO MAMA SO STUPID... Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her M&Ms in alphabetical order. Yo mama so stupid she told me… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
Yo mama is so stupid, she got stranded inside Walmart, slept on the floor and starved to death — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so stupid… she thought she couldn’t buy a Gameboy because she is a girl! Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Yo mama's so stupid that she rubbed j!zz all over her face thinking it was Olay. — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
“You're so stupid, sometimes." "You're stupid." "Moooom!" This book is dedicated to our mom.” — Daniel Nayeri Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO FAT... Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe. Yo mama so fat her belly button got an… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“YO MAMA SO OLD... Yo mama so old the back of her head looks like a raisin. Yo mama so old her social security… — Jess Franken Copy Share Image
“Yo mama is so lazy… she starved instead of getting up to get some food. Yo” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
Life is so complicated dont try to find answer beacuse when you find answer life change the question... — Kevin Copy Share Image
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans.... As they reach over for their fourth slice of carrot… — Kevin Copy Share Image
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang. Today's Joke — Kevin Copy Share Image
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer… — Kevin Copy Share Image
To same people when I greet them it thasn't mean am your friend it mean am the greatest greeting you with a smile make… — KEVIN Copy Share Image
You dont need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely. — Kevin Copy Share Image
Start the day with good things which makes you happy ,rest of the day will automatically divert have a great day — Kevin Copy Share Image
I think a new world will arise out of the religious mists when we approach our Bible with the idea that it is not… — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace. — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
If what I write is literature, I guess you'd better emphasize the 'litter.' — Lydia Lunch Copy Share Image
My sentences got sharper and my stories more efficient, and I gradually learned to imagine the reader more clearly and to empathize with that… — Karen Thompson Walker Copy Share Image
Young men, especially in America, write to me and ask me to recommend “a course of reading.” Distrust a course of reading! People who… — Andrew Lang Copy Share Image
“Within the pages of books, I've journeyed to Mandalay, the Milky Way and Santa Fe, without once having to leave my armchair.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
“Tacitus did not write a most dangerous book. His readers made it so.” — Christopher K. Krebs Copy Share Image
“Take some books and read; that’s an immense help; and books are always good company if you have the right sort.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
Reader, if you are gifted with nerves like mine, aspire to any character but that of a wit. — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
I have many who keep me going, I am very fortunate in this sense. There is nothing like a child who knows more about… — Floyd Cooper Copy Share Image
I think books in which people are really happy and things are going well are probably the most challenging novels there are to write,… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
