Jokes Quote by Kevin

If you're born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a 'Bang.'

— Anonymous

That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday…

— Alan King

I was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I found out…

— Jon Scieszka

September is different from all other months. It is more magical. I feel the strange chemical change in the earth which produces mushrooms is…

— Katherine Mansfield

“They count that as your birthday -- the day your mother gets up." "Not the day you were born?" Not the day you came…

— Barbara Kingsolver

What ur birthday I am September

— Anonymous

September is the other January.

— Gretchen Rubin

September is pantyhose month. No nonsense.

— Dave Parker

September is the month of maturity; the heaped basket and the garnered sheaf. It is the month of climax and completion. September! I never…

— Patience Strong

“The small initial advantage that the child born in the early part of the year has over”

— Malcolm Gladwell

I always thought that the Babys were five years ahead of everybody else, I really do.

— John Waite

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

— Douglas Horton