Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody! — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
“When you're up to your ass in alligators, you forget about cleaning the swamp.” — Robert DeBard Copy Share Image
Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases. — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“Stimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.” — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick. — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
“My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.” — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to… — Charlie Daniels Copy Share Image
Nobody in the city of Los Angeles knows how to catch an alligator, ... We have no experience in recreation and parks,… — Janice Hahn Copy Share Image
It makes my skin crawl to think about the violent ways snakes, lizards, alligators and other exotic creatures are raised and killed… — Kelly Brook Copy Share Image
“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
It embarrasses me to think of all those years I was buying silk suits and alligator shoes that were hurting my feet;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's what you'd expect out of Baton Rouge: people tailgating with shrimp étouffée, everything from alligators roasting on a barbecue to dishes… — Erin Andrews Copy Share Image
I'm that same David Crockett, fresh from the backwoods, half-horse, half-alligator, a little touched with the snapping turtle; can wade the Mississippi,… — Davy Crockett Copy Share Image
Everything on Saturday morning [cartoons] moves alike that's one of the reasons it's not animation. The drawings are different, but everybody acts… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
When I was young, I had a big problem with warts. It started with one on the side of my little finger.… — Berhan Ahmed Copy Share Image
If all I can say is I'm not in this swamp, I'm not in this swamp then there is not a rope… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a… — S.A. Bodeen Copy Share Image
So he left the lagoon and entered the jungle again, within a few days was completely lost, following the lagoons southward through… — J. G. Ballard Copy Share Image
It’s so hard for me to sit back here in this studio, looking at a guy out here, hollering my name!—When last… — Ric Flair Copy Share Image
IGNORANCE I didn’t know love would make me this crazy, with my eyes like the river Ceyhun carrying me in its rapids… — Rumi Copy Share Image
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“The Everglades was the only place on earth where alligators (broad snout, fresh water, darker skin) and crocodiles (pointy snout, salt water,… — Michael Grunwald Copy Share Image
She gazed toward the marsh that grew thicker, deeper, greener with approaching summer. Mosquitoes whined in there, breeding in the dark water.… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Remodeling defies the principles of modern commerce. You shell out great sums of money to people over whom you have no authority… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
Unoka went into an inner room and soon returned with a small wooden disc containing a kola nut, some alligator pepper and… — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Au revoir, jewelled alligators and white hotels, hallucinatory forests, farewell. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Alligators have beautiful undulating skin, which feels dense, spongy, solid, like the best eraser.” — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was… — Homer Copy Share Image
![“Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest,” quote by Charlie Daniels](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0a5/charlie-daniels-13220_abusers_just-take-them-rascals-rapists-killers-c_285867.jpg)
![“I'm that same David Crockett, fresh from the backwoods, half-horse, half-alligator, a little touched with the snapping turtle; can wade the Mississippi, leap the Ohio, ride upon a streak of lightning, and slip without a scratch down a honey locust [tree].” quote by Davy Crockett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/dba/davy-crockett-12646_alligators_i-m-that-same-david-crockett-fresh-from_1536399.jpg)
![“Everything on Saturday morning [cartoons] moves alike that's one of the reasons it's not animation. The drawings are different, but everybody acts the same way, their feet move the same way, and everybody runs the same way. It doesn't matter whether it's an alligator or a man or a baby or…” quote by Chuck Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0a2/chuck-jones-9878_alligators_everything-on-saturday-morning-cartoons_180513.jpg)
