Alligators Quote by Bob Hope Download Open image “On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.” — Bob Hope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alligators Bags Golf Hard Holes
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster. — William Glasser Copy Share Image
A crocodile just swung around and hit me with its teeth. It took a big chunk off my leg. — Steve Backshall Copy Share Image
Something out of the ordinary is that I got bit by an alligator at one of my parties. — Dan Bilzerian Copy Share Image
If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Years ago I had a 1-iron I could hit 260 yards through a doorway. Now I can hit it through the keyhole. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I have to chase down the most scientifically efficient way to get the golf ball in the hole. — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
The government competes in the private sector the way an alligator competes with a duck. — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
It makes my skin crawl to think about the violent ways snakes, lizards, alligators and other exotic creatures are raised and killed for boots,… — Kelly Brook Copy Share Image
I’ve wrestled with alligators, I’ve tussled with a whale. I done handcuffed lightning And throw thunder in jail. You know I’m bad. just last… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
When we were shooting in Shreveport, me and a couple of friends went down to Lafayette, because they had a big Zydeco music festival… — Alexander Skarsgard Copy Share Image
Everything on Saturday morning [cartoons] moves alike that's one of the reasons it's not animation. The drawings are different, but everybody acts the same… — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
She gazed toward the marsh that grew thicker, deeper, greener with approaching summer. Mosquitoes whined in there, breeding in the dark water. Alligators slid through it, silent death. It was a place where snakes could slither and bogs could suck the shoe right off your foot. And it was a place, she thought, that went bright and beautiful with the… — Nora Roberts Copy Share
I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump… — Charlie Daniels Copy Share Image
![“Everything on Saturday morning [cartoons] moves alike that's one of the reasons it's not animation. The drawings are different, but everybody acts the same way, their feet move the same way, and everybody runs the same way. It doesn't matter whether it's an alligator or a man or a baby or…” quote by Chuck Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0a2/chuck-jones-9878_alligators_everything-on-saturday-morning-cartoons_180513.jpg)
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