Alligators Quote by Homer

“New Rule: For at least the next generation, the Crocodile Hunter clan has to leave nature alone. This week, the late Steve Irwin’s youngest…

— Bill Maher

“What is it with Florida? In Pensacola, Jack Crawford answered his door only to get cracked on the head with a bat. “About 8:45…

— Colin Flaherty

Here I am in the garden laughing an old woman with heavy breasts and a nicely mapped face how did this happen well that's…

— Grace Paley

Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody!

— Will Cuppy

“I was raised in the desert and always appreciated the way its landscape gives you a chance to see what's coming. In Florida, dangers…

— Laura van den Berg

“Babe!” Ranger shouted from the bathroom. “Come get your grandmother.” Ranger was standing in the glass-enclosed shower with the door open, looking out at…

— Janet Evanovich

“You sure you don't want to go?” Grandma Mazur asked my mother. “I didn't know Moogey Bues,” my mother told her. “I've got better…

— Janet Evanovich

I think everybody that grows up in Florida, you've got a little chip on your shoulder. It's not as bad as people think it…

— Benjamin Booker

“This weekend on The History Channel, someone digs through old plastic junk (“It’s a Dukes of Hazzard wastebasket!”), someone else tries to sell a…

— Donald R. Prothero

I was just really appalled, and I really kept quiet until I saw the governor [Rick Perry] get on and repeat the same words…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me…

— Seth MacFarlane

We ought to be bragging about Florida!

— Rick Scott