Funniest simpsons Quote by Homer Download Open image “I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.” — Homer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funniest simpsons Funny Funny simpsons God Great simpsons Ifs Inspirational Knows Love Success
Is there a God? There is, but we don't know where. Or who. And, indeed, why. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I know there is a God and not because the holy books say so, but because I have heard His voice and seen His… — Roozbeh Aranipour Copy Share Image
There probably is a God. Many things are easier to explain if there is than if there isn't. — John von Neumann Copy Share Image
I think about God, yes, and I wonder if there is a God. And if there is a God, will God please help me… — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
The question is not is there a God, but is there anything else except God? God is everyone and each of us is a… — John Templeton Copy Share Image
He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before. — Homer Copy Share Image
The Lord gives and the Lord takes away, as it pleases him, for he can do all things. — Homer Copy Share Image
“Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story of that man skilled in all ways of contending, the wanderer, harried for years… — Homer Copy Share Image
Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another. — Homer Copy Share Image
“And Zeus said: “Hera, you can choose some other time for paying your visit to Oceanus — for the present let us devote ourselves… — Homer Copy Share Image
Ruin, eldest daughter of Zeus, she blinds us all, that fatal madness—she with those delicate feet of hers, never touching the earth, gliding over… — Homer Copy Share Image
“Scepticism is as much the result of knowledge, as knowledge is of scepticism. To be content with what we at present know, is, for… — Homer Copy Share Image
“With that the dream departed, leaving him there, his heart racing with hopes that would not come to pass. He thought he would take… — Homer Copy Share Image
Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy. — Homer Copy Share Image
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But,… — Homer Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the… — Charles Montgomery Copy Share Image
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be… — Homer Copy Share Image
