Great simpsons Quotes

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

— Matt Groening

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

— Homer

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.

— Homer

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.

— Sandy Lyle

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame.

— Oscar Wilde

Homer no function beer well without.

— Anonymous

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

— Homer

“Art is what separates us from the animals.”

— Iimani David

First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

— Matt Groening

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

— Matt Groening

You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

— Homer

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

— Homer

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that…

— Homer

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?…

— Homer

Guilt, remorse. It's what separates us from the animals.

— Arthur Mitchell

Revenge is good. It's what separates us from the animals and the hippies.

— Christopher Titus

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

— Matt Groening

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

— Homer

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

— Homer

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And…

— Homer