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“When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong.…” quote by Homer — Download Open image

“When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!”

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