Funniest simpsons Quote by Homer Download Open image “Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow” — Homer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funniest simpsons Funny simpsons Inspirational Love Tomorrow Wake up
People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before. — Homer Copy Share Image
The Lord gives and the Lord takes away, as it pleases him, for he can do all things. — Homer Copy Share Image
“Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story of that man skilled in all ways of contending, the wanderer, harried for years… — Homer Copy Share Image
Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another. — Homer Copy Share Image
“And Zeus said: “Hera, you can choose some other time for paying your visit to Oceanus — for the present let us devote ourselves… — Homer Copy Share Image
Ruin, eldest daughter of Zeus, she blinds us all, that fatal madness—she with those delicate feet of hers, never touching the earth, gliding over… — Homer Copy Share Image
“Scepticism is as much the result of knowledge, as knowledge is of scepticism. To be content with what we at present know, is, for… — Homer Copy Share Image
“With that the dream departed, leaving him there, his heart racing with hopes that would not come to pass. He thought he would take… — Homer Copy Share Image
Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy. — Homer Copy Share Image
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But,… — Homer Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the… — Charles Montgomery Copy Share Image
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be… — Homer Copy Share Image
