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“The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor!”

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He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before.

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“Few sons are like their fathers--most are worse, few better.”

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The Lord gives and the Lord takes away, as it pleases him, for he can do all things.

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“Sing in me, Muse, and through me tell the story of that man skilled in all ways of contending, the wanderer, harried for years…

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Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.

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“And Zeus said: “Hera, you can choose some other time for paying your visit to Oceanus — for the present let us devote ourselves…

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Ruin, eldest daughter of Zeus, she blinds us all, that fatal madness—she with those delicate feet of hers, never touching the earth, gliding over…

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“Scepticism is as much the result of knowledge, as knowledge is of scepticism. To be content with what we at present know, is, for…

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Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

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“With that the dream departed, leaving him there, his heart racing with hopes that would not come to pass. He thought he would take…

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Tell me, O Muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy.

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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

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