Alligators Quote by Buddy Hackett

Something out of the ordinary is that I got bit by an alligator at one of my parties.

— Dan Bilzerian

As a kid in Fayetteville, N.C., I played golf all day, every day, a lot of it by myself. I spent hundreds of hours…

— Anonymous

It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp.

— Ronald Reagan

I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back…

— Bob Hope

I believe I saw a woodcock. He had a long bill like putting a fire hydrant into a pencil sharpener, then pasting it onto…

— Richard Brautigan

I was in a movie called 'Twister,' and in it, I had to hit a golf ball off of a roof with a driving…

— Harry Dean Stanton

“I was raised in the desert and always appreciated the way its landscape gives you a chance to see what's coming. In Florida, dangers…

— Laura van den Berg

Going to high school in rural Florida, we always partied down in the woods. Somebody - one of the rednecks - would leave class…

— Miles Teller

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...

— Bob Hope

A lot of my buddies also played golf, but when it came to going to the beach or on the boat and chasing girls,…

— Mike Weir

I don't mind when I hit a ball in the woods. I think of it as an adventure. That's when golf really starts to…

— Michelle Wie

I'll talk about the Everglades at the drop of a hat.

— Marjory Stoneman Douglas